Look, gang, what we need to keep sight of is, this isn't about us. It's not personal...
It's about the children.

When two 9-year-old boys kiss in the school playground of a small town, two sets of parents are told to 'do something about it' - but neither of them are entirely sure what.

Amira is sending inclusive children's books to the school library, whilst her wife Chloe dreams of a kitchen island. Sarah is trying her best not to upset the Mum WhatsApp group, and her husband Matt just really wants to do the right thing - as soon as he can work out what that is. Luckily, here to guide our helpless humans are two cherubic winged guardians of the gays, summonsed to attend to a disturbance in the queer atmos and intervene only where strictly necessary... but where's the fun in being an ethereal being if you can't drop in and cause a scene wearing latex?

The Boys Are Kissing is a riotous comedy about angelic intervention, children's birthday parties gone sour, and whether it ever really is 'just about the children', written by 503Five 2019-20 alumni Zak Zarafshan.

This edition was published to coincide with the world premiere at Theatre503, London, in January 2023.