Blondes have more fun. Sebastian Collins knows this - it's a fact.

His friends Anna, Lucy, and Margot live by this maxim, proving it daily. With their hair dyed blonde, they party, date, and live a life that's out of reach for him.

Which is fine, because Sebastian Collins is just trying to keep his head down and get out of South Carolina once and for all. The only thing he wants is to escape. Until he does, he's happy with the social life he's managed to scrape together. There are his beautiful blonde friends to hang out with, at least until they go out to party. Oh! And there's the clique-crossing friendship he's managed with the star quarterback, David. That's plenty of fun, right?

And anyway, he's pretty sure the blondes having more fun thing only applies to women. If there's another fact of life that Sebastian's certain about, it's that men can't become women.

Obviously.

Probably.

Right?